New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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