I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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