just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
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