I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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