Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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