At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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