Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Screwed.edu
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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