you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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