After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Randomize
