dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Randomize
