i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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