I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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