Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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