I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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