am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
This couple is walking their pig around campus
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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