It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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