I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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