i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Randomize
