nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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