Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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