This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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