How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
