Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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