yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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