I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I think my moral compass just broke
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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