Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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