I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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