Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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