how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Just invented taco cereal.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
No, I left myself a half eaten cucumber and a beer next to my head, pointed at it and said 'you're breakfast' and then passed out.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
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