im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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