I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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