either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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