You really coming over, don't trick.
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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