Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
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