Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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