Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
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