So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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