KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
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