Non-Jews are for practice
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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