D3 body, D1 cock
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
Fuck me I smell like cheese
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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