well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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