So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
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its like you know when i get waxed
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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