glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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