Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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