you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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