Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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