Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Help. Why am I so naked?
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