Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
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