Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
Randomize
