So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
He has the fingertips of a God
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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