is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
Randomize
