I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
