We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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