also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I feel like too many of my sentences start of with "Hey, fuckface!"
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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